January 2012
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
when i'm happy: i eat
when i'm sad: i eat
when i'm mad: i eat
when i'm bored: i eat
when i'm hungry: i eat
December 2011
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
When your parents are picking you up from a...
And they try to take you home:
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
When you were little and you missed the ice cream...
what!! thats me NOW lol
When your teachers extends a due date
“We say “Allahu akbar” when we pray. God is greater. Greater than what?...”
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-Yasmina Mogahed
